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Game Ideas are a series of random articles where members of the WingDamage staff propose their own ideas for a video game. Most of the game ideas featured on the site are for entirely new games with new mechanics. But some ideas are just too awesome to keep to yourself.

Mayor Mike Haggar stars the incomparable Mike Haggar of Final Fight fame at his day job. Besides having a glorious mustache and the ability to lay a whoopin’ on hundreds of thugs, Mike Haggar spends his days mayoring the heck out of his city. This game would let us experience the other side of Mr. Haggar.

The game would play like Sim City meets Final Fight. You are responsible for zoning laws and the cities infrastructure. You will decide tax rates and where to place public parks. You know, all the things that a mayor should be doing.

“Sounds like you are just ripping off Sim City?”, you say in that mocking tone of yours.

Well Mr. Doubter, Mike Haggar is not your typical mayor. Most mayors aren’t going to pile drive your face if you get out of line. When things get heated, his hands on approach separates him from the crowd.

When crime rates get too high in an area, you can increase taxes and hire more police, or you can clean up the streets Final Fight style. In these sections Haggar hits the town and takes out the bad guys in a side scrolling brawler. Punches, kicks, and his patented Pile Driver will send those thugs packing.

“Sounds pretty simple right?”, I ask in a patient and understanding tone.

Well, Internet, things can get even crazier. Giant monsters, barbarian hordes, and pirates will all randomly threaten to destroy your city. It is up to Haggar to take them out.You have a variety of kicks, punches, and wrestling moves at your disposal as you walk to the right beating the crap out of your enemies. If you have ever played Final Fight (or any side scrolling brawler) you get the idea. Everyone in your way needs a beat down, and any meat you find on the ground will heal you.

Haggar uses his bare hands to fight off monsters and barbarian hordes, but when tornadoes strike, he has to use his patented pile driver to “drive” that tornado right out of town. To stop an Earthquake, Haggar will punch the ground so hard the Earth will surrender.

If you fight well enough and can save enough of your constituents, maybe they’ll re-elect you at the end of your term. If they don’t, then it’s Game Over.

I think this game will appeal to people that follow politics, and those who enjoy punching earthquakes in the face.

Growing up playing games exclusively on consoles, the world of PC Gaming was a complete mystery to me for a long time. I would see boxes for these strange and unknowable products at my local Walden Software, but had no idea what strange and wondrous treasures might lay inside.

As I got older and time marched on into the early 90′s, more classes at school started having computers in them. I was fascinated by them, probably because we didn’t have one at home. In junior high and high school, I would take every computer class I could get my grubby scheduling sheet on.

Sometimes in these classes, when we were really lucky, the computers would even have games on them.

My first exposure to playing games on computers (Mac and PC) was in the form of Sim City and The Oregon Trail, along with a few other games that would fall into the “edutainment” category.

Then one day, my best friend got an old Tandy 286 and opened my eyes to the world of PC gaming. It was a little outdated even by those standards, but it was bought from a family friend of his and came with a few very memorable titles.

It was my first exposure to adventure games, as his friend had put Police Quest: In Pursuit of the Death Angel on it. There were no internet FAQ’s to look up, and we spent weeks solving that game tape. Eventually, while discussing it at school, we found a classmate that had the official hint book from Sierra and helped us get past where we were stuck.

Over the years, we played more and more games on the PC, but it still never outweighed our love of console gaming. Especially back then, they were two very different experiences.

In high school, I was more into computer hardware and learning how to build and upgrade machines than the games I was upgrading them to play; not that I didn’t play my fare share.

After high school, I found some other friends who were also into PC gaming. We started having LAN parties nearly every weekend. Things were great for a while, but then the common PC problem of needing to upgrade hit me. I was living on my own and didn’t really have the money to do so.

Slowly but surely, I started playing on the PC less and less.

A few years ago, I bought a new PC that could actually handle newer games. It was nothing super fancy, but it had a decent graphics card in it. My interest in gaming on the PC was rekindled, but I didn’t really know where to begin. What I didn’t realize was how much the experience had improved since my former PC gaming days.

Digital distribution was the key to my return.

Services like Steam and Good Old Games are now in place. Games that I liked back in the day are often available through these services for cheap, and are optimized to run on my newer machine. Newer games that I normally wouldn’t have tried have demos that are easily accessible. Small independent games are right there in the e-store with the big triple-A titles. Best of all, my library is stored online, and I can re-download my games whenever I want.

I am really happy with the direction digital distribution has taken the PC gaming experience. At this point, I wish I could download all my games forever and free up some shelf space.